Named after the greeting offered mine host every morning by a housemate, before both of us have had coffee and are lacking the ability to string together sentances.

16.7.05

Even more with the sleeping.

I just realised that (yes, I spelled realise with an 'S.' Deal.) sleeping and working out are both good for you, both help your body grow and both require a shower upon completion. Ergo--when you're actually going to go to sleep, just say that you're going to work out (note the use of parentheses to avoid ending that sentence with a preposition). The ladies, and possibly fellas will oh-so-dig you, and if you live in a place as muggy and hot as I do, you may find yourself working out three, even six times every day!

6 Comments:

Blogger August. said...

Hahaha... nice. Furthermore, I've never understood why people put "haha" or, if extremely anal, "ha ha" (spacing is so bourgeois). I guess I'm trying to convince you that, really, I'm laughing. No, seriously. I'm not lying to you. I'm that sincere. Really.

19 July, 2005 08:51

 
Blogger JHitts said...

August, you pretentious fuck.

Ha! Ha!

19 July, 2005 19:13

 
Blogger TheAmber said...

we are all pretentious fucks here!

20 July, 2005 15:39

 
Blogger JHitts said...

Hmmm...yeah, well, while that is true, I think August may be a tad mroe pretentious than most.


Either that or I'm just an asshole.

21 July, 2005 11:03

 
Blogger August. said...

No, I will freely admit I am a pretentious fuck. Although what that means, exactly, is beyond me. In fact, for no apparent reason,

The List of Things Deemed Bourgeoise:
-Jack Hittinger
-Eating
-Talking about Music
-Those Damn T-Shirts with "Witty" [s]Creeds
-Debating about Music
-The Internet
-The Term "Bourgeoise"
-The Expression That Something Is "The New Black"
-Gene Wilder
-Art Garfunkel (the files for both "incredibly redundant" and "terrifically useless" were already full)
-Sex (although this falls more into the "passe" category)

24 July, 2005 06:09

 
Blogger August. said...

In fact, I'm willing to state that if I had to be addicted to anything, it would be nicotine than sex, not only because nicotine is named after a -totally rad- Frenchman (Nicot), but because it costs less, physically, psychologically, or monetarily. And you can quote that to the grave.

24 July, 2005 06:11

 

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